Fo shizzle

I'm starting a blog. NOT to say that I have anything interesting to say, or that what I have to say should have any baring on your life. I just find funny things, or things that I like on the internet, or from a book, or from a friend, or from a stranger in the next booth at Angie's, and I have comments about it. There aren't many who would want to hear such ideas, so I'm sending it out into the wide world-wide-web (did I use wide too much?).

To begin my first blog entry this fine Saturday night (how sad), I want to talk about pie. No, not 3.14. Pumpkin, chocolate, lemon meringue, banana cream, cheesepie (it's not a cake, it's always a circle, it's a pie and should be referred to as such), and the like. As a Chubby Girl, I've obviously had my share of round, sweet goodness.

And I can't think of a pie that isn't made better by whipped cream! And I'm not talking about Cool Whip from a plastic tub, no no no no no!! I'm talking about cream that has been whipped, as in whipped cream! I'll be honest, when I was a kid, I would see Cool Whip commercials and wonder what exactly it was. My family ALWAYS had real whipped cream for various dessert offerings. Oh man, I'd like some now. So fluffy. So creamy. So sweet. Ahhhhhhh. But I digress.....

I think I might be a pie. I'm round. I'm sweet. I have a crust (what?!?). I'm am well liked by the general public (I assume ;) ). I get along well with whipped cream. All the pieces fit! Excellent.

In conclusion, pumpkin pie should be eaten at all times of the year. Banana Cream pie that doesn't have actual bananas in/on it is an abomination. Cheesepie is a pie, as previously discussed. And I am a pie.

I hope you enjoyed my first offering. I think I'll go seek out a healthy snack (don't worry, I first typed snake, then realized that it was wrong, and went back and changed it. Then I laughed really hard, to the point of tears, about the idea of seeking out a healthy snake). Outstanding.